Unbelievable Craft Coffee

☕ Home-roasted in tiny batches

I roast coffee at home and share the bags I get excited about.

Hi, I'm Ryan. Two kinds of coffee live here: single-region bags I roast myself, and Based Beans — blends dreamed up by a robot and roasted by hand. No checkout yet. If something looks good, just email me and I'll get you a bag.

Transparent by default — every coffee has a spec PDF plus Sweet Maria's farm notes. 📄

Ryan's home roasting setup outdoors: a sticker-covered roaster, a blue tray of fresh-roasted beans, a 'gm' mug, and a little robot in a cowboy hat.
Two small piles of roasted beans on a dotted notebook, compared side by side.
roast tests ✏️

The two coffees here

A small white dish of glossy roasted beans.

Unbelievable Craft Coffee

Single-region, roasted by me

One region or town, one roast at a time. These are the green coffees I hunted down and roast in tiny 70g batches at home.

Meet the coffees →
A small humanoid robot in a cowboy hat sitting in a blue tray full of green, unroasted coffee beans.

Based Beans 🤖

Blends designed by AI, roasted by a human

I let a robot play roaster and design the blend recipes from my single-region coffees. Then I roast them for real. Every recipe is public.

Meet the blends →

// No mystery here

How a bag happens

Green beans in, fresh coffee out — and you get every detail in between.

  1. I buy green coffee

    Unroasted beans from importers like Sweet Maria's, picked for farms and flavors I find interesting.

  2. I roast it at home

    Small 70g batches on a little IKAWA roaster, dialed in by taste until it's right.

  3. Sometimes a robot blends it

    A robot designs the blend recipes from those coffees — that's Based Beans.

  4. You get the whole story

    Every coffee has a downloadable spec sheet, plus the original Sweet Maria's farm notes when you want the deeper source story.

A white bowl of dark roasted beans next to a blue tray of pale green unroasted beans, with a Sweet Maria's coffee bag behind them.
Same coffee: roasted (left) and green, before I roast it (right).

Unbelievable Craft Coffee · single region

The coffees I'm roasting right now

Five single-region lots from the StarDeck inventory snapshot. Each card links both my spec PDF and the original Sweet Maria's farm notes.

#100 🇬🇹 Guatemala Great for espresso

Huehuetenango Unión Cantinil

Tastes like chocolate crinkle cookie, caramel-almond, dark cocoa, and walnut — with a clean glint of acidity.

  • Origin Unión Cantinil, Huehuetenango
  • Process Washed (clean & bright)
  • Roast Medium to medium-dark
  • Stock 639g green on hand
📄 Spec & cupping PDF
#096 🇸🇻 El Salvador Great for espresso

Miravalles Yellow Bourbon

Tastes like creamy caramel, almond, baking cocoa, and high-cacao chocolate — proper espresso depth.

  • Origin Apaneca, Ahuachapán
  • Process Washed (clean & bright)
  • Roast Medium to medium-dark
  • Stock 955g green on hand
📄 Spec & cupping PDF
#097 🇸🇻 El Salvador Out of stock

Atiquizaya Tabí

Tastes like unrefined sugar, cinnamon toast, caramel-nut sweetness, and cocoa powder — syrupy as espresso.

  • Origin Apaneca, Ahuachapán
  • Process Washed (clean & bright)
  • Roast Medium to medium-dark
  • Stock Out of stock in StarDeck
Out of stock Farm notes ↗
📄 Spec & cupping PDF
#098 🇨🇷 Costa Rica Great for espresso

Chirripó Joicafé

Tastes like brown sugar, milk chocolate, dried apple, and a twist of orange rind — clean and sweet.

  • Origin Rivas, Chirripó
  • Process Washed
  • Roast Medium to medium-dark
  • Stock 1133g green on hand
📄 Spec & cupping PDF
#099 🇬🇹 Guatemala Filter / blends

FTO Honey Process Chuacús

Tastes like burnt sugar, date, chocolate-covered strawberry, raisin, and a thick, syrupy body.

  • Origin Chuaquenum, Joyabaj, Quiché
  • Process Honey (sweet & syrupy)
  • Roast Medium to medium-dark
  • Stock 221g green on hand
📄 Spec & cupping PDF

// Based Beans

Blends dreamed up by a robot

One home roaster, one robot sidekick. I hand my single-region coffees to an AI and let it design the blends — ratios, logic, even the names. Then I roast the recipe for real and taste whether the robot was right. Usually? Annoyingly, yes.

Every recipe below is public. Copy it, tweak it, roast your own.

A small humanoid robot reclining on a blue tray of roasted beans next to a handheld device with a glowing green 'STARDECK' screen.
the blend committee, hard at work 🤖
● Roasting now 50 / 30 / 20

Cantinil Comfort

Cocoa and caramel-almond sweetness with hazelnut, honey, brown sugar, a creamy body, and dark-chocolate depth.

  • #100 Guatemala Unión Cantinil50%
  • #098 Costa Rica Chirripó Joicafé30%
  • #096 El Salvador Miravalles20%

Robot-designed recipe 🤖

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● Roasting now 60 / 40

Sweet Spot

Milk chocolate, cocoa powder, and brown-sugar sweetness with hazelnut, soft caramel, and a clean, balanced finish.

  • #096 El Salvador Miravalles60%
  • #098 Costa Rica Chirripó Joicafé40%

Robot-designed recipe 🤖

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◌ Archived 40 / 36 / 24

Final Mix

Layered dark chocolate and cocoa nibs, caramelized sugar, toasted nuts, and honeyed sweetness with a gentle citrus lift.

  • #096 El Salvador Miravalles40%
  • #097 El Salvador Atiquizaya36%
  • #099 Guatemala Chuacús24%

Robot-designed recipe 🤖

Resting in the archive — one of its coffees is out of stock right now.

From the roast log

What I've been roasting lately

  1. #098 Costa Rica Chirripó Joicafé

    Eight 70g batches — 560g of green coffee — roasted light.

  2. Cantinil Comfort

    Four 70g batches of the 50 / 30 / 20 blend (#100, #098, #096).

  3. Final Mix

    Three 70g batches roasted to City — dark chocolate, cocoa nib, toasted nut.

No storefront. Just me. 👋

Want a bag?

There's no checkout yet — this is a home roaster with a spare bag and your name on it. Tell me which coffee caught your eye and I'll sort you out.

☕ Email me for a bag

I roast to order in small batches, so give me a few days. ☕

📄 Total transparency

Every spec sheet, free to download

The PDFs are the downloadable coffee specs I roast from. For farm and origin notes, use the Sweet Maria's links on each coffee card.